Love to hear my creative little toddler learn about the world around her. I love it even more when she somehow morphs the English language into something cute, often incomprehensible and almost always worthy of a giggle or two.
Here are a few of my favorite funny toddler quotes and toddlerisms straight from my little one’s mouth:
Foods
Rice Christmas
Clocket Milk
Wawla (water)
Songs
Old Madonna Had a Farm
The Bitchy Bitchy Spider
Shows/Characters
Mickey Mouse Humphouse (my husband and I can never keep a straight face when this comes on)
Cinderella’s Fairy Grandmother
Misc
“Mommy, I have a boo boo. I need a hambade.”
Cinderella’s “Fairy Grandmother”
Neckaphone (appropriate way to describe the headphones that always end up on her neck)
“I’m soaping wet” (after spilling water all over herself)