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Favorite Funny Toddler Quotes and Toddlerisms

Love to hear my creative little toddler learn about the world around her. I love it even more when she somehow morphs the English language into something cute, often incomprehensible and almost always worthy of a giggle or two.

Here are a few of my favorite funny toddler quotes and toddlerisms straight from my little one’s mouth:

Foods

Rice Christmas

Clocket Milk

Wawla (water)

Songs

Old Madonna Had a Farm

The Bitchy Bitchy Spider

Shows/Characters

Mickey Mouse Humphouse (my husband and I can never keep a straight face when this comes on)

Cinderella’s Fairy Grandmother

Misc

“Mommy, I have a boo boo. I need a hambade.”

Cinderella’s “Fairy Grandmother”

Neckaphone (appropriate way to describe the headphones that always end up on her neck)

“I’m soaping wet” (after spilling water all over herself)

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