These are not originals. Just a collection of funny bumper stickers I have encountered along the road (literally) and recorded here for a laugh or two:
“Your village called…Their idiot is missing”
“Your Kid’s an Honor Student, But You’re a Moron”
“I can handle any crisis, I have children”
“Your proctologist called, He found your head.”
“I didn’t retire, I SURRENDERED”
“Women are great leaders. You’re following one now!”